The bit of the weekend the bride actually keeps, once the sashes are in the bin.
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Bachelorette party in the US, hen do or hen party in the UK, same job either way: you are the maid of honor or the chief bridesmaid and you are expected to produce a weekend that is funny, personal, and somehow also touching. The decorations handle funny. Nothing on the planning list handles personal.
A custom song about the bride does all three at once. Her name, the boyfriend she cried over in 2016, the group's oldest running joke, and then one verse near the end that is genuinely about her and makes the whole room go quiet for eight seconds. Play it before you go out. It sets the tone for the entire weekend.
The bride's greatest hits
The ex nobody mentions at dinner, the legendary night out, the phase she pretends did not happen. Everything the group knows and the groom does not.
From all the bridesmaids
One memory from each of them, one song from all of them. Easier to organize than a group speech and considerably harder to forget.
The one soft verse
Ninety percent chaos, then one honest verse about her getting married. Ask for it explicitly. It is the reason she keeps the file.
Ladies. Before we leave this apartment, La Ritournelle made Jess her own bachelorette party song, and yes, it mentions Dominic. Phones out. Play it loud.
Name: Jess. Bond: bride to be, best friend since school. Occasion: Bachelorette party. Tone: roasting but affectionate. Anecdote: she once flew to Lisbon for a man named Dominic and came back in three days, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played at the pre drinks. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
Name: Hannah. Bond: bride, from six bridesmaids. Occasion: Hen do. Tone: loud and filthy fun. Anecdote: every single one of them has a different story about the same karaoke bar, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played on a speaker in the rented cottage. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
Name: Danielle. Bond: sister, getting married in three weeks. Occasion: Hen party. Tone: chaotic verses with one sincere verse at the end. Anecdote: she planned everyone else's weddings for a decade before her own, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played last, when everyone is sitting down. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
Her name, the stories the group tells every time, how far the jokes can go, and where the song gets played.
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Blast it at the pre drinks, hand out the link so everyone can sing it later, badly.
Not to us. Bachelorette in the US, hen do or hen party in the UK, and the song is the same idea either way. Just tell us the vibe of the weekend and who is in the room.
That is your call, and you set the ceiling in the brief. You read every line before anything is sung, so nothing surprises you in front of the bride's mother, if the bride's mother is coming.
Yes, and it is the best version of this. Ask each of them for one memory, put the lot in the brief, and it becomes a group gift instead of your solo project.
Completely. It takes minutes. People have written these in the taxi on the way to the house.
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