A custom song for a bachelorette party or hen do
The bit of the weekend the bride actually keeps, once the sashes are in the bin.
Lyrics and music made with La Ritournelle AI
Bachelorette party in the US, hen do or hen party in the UK, same job either way: you are the maid of honor or the chief bridesmaid and you are expected to produce a weekend that is funny, personal, and somehow also touching. The decorations handle funny. Nothing on the planning list handles personal.
A custom song about the bride does all three at once. Her name, the boyfriend she cried over in 2016, the group's oldest running joke, and then one verse near the end that is genuinely about her and makes the whole room go quiet for eight seconds. Play it before you go out. It sets the tone for the entire weekend.
How to write your brief
Ideas to include
The bride's greatest hits
The ex nobody mentions at dinner, the legendary night out, the phase she pretends did not happen. Everything the group knows and the groom does not.
From all the bridesmaids
One memory from each of them, one song from all of them. Easier to organize than a group speech and considerably harder to forget.
The one soft verse
Ninety percent chaos, then one honest verse about her getting married. Ask for it explicitly. It is the reason she keeps the file.
Perfect for
- A bride to be, from her maid of honor or chief bridesmaid
- The whole bridal party pitching in on one thing
- A best friend whose hen weekend you are hosting
- A sister getting married, from the sibling who knows everything
Tone ideas
- Loud and filthy fun, an anthem for the pre drinks
- Roasting but affectionate, built on the group's inside jokes
- Chaotic verses with one sincere verse at the end
- Full pop diva power ballad, ridiculous on purpose, made for a hairbrush
Message example
Ladies. Before we leave this apartment, La Ritournelle made Jess her own bachelorette party song, and yes, it mentions Dominic. Phones out. Play it loud.
Brief examples
The bride's greatest hits
Name: Jess. Bond: bride to be, best friend since school. Occasion: Bachelorette party. Tone: roasting but affectionate. Anecdote: she once flew to Lisbon for a man named Dominic and came back in three days, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played at the pre drinks. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
From all the bridesmaids
Name: Hannah. Bond: bride, from six bridesmaids. Occasion: Hen do. Tone: loud and filthy fun. Anecdote: every single one of them has a different story about the same karaoke bar, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played on a speaker in the rented cottage. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
The one soft verse
Name: Danielle. Bond: sister, getting married in three weeks. Occasion: Hen party. Tone: chaotic verses with one sincere verse at the end. Anecdote: she planned everyone else's weddings for a decade before her own, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played last, when everyone is sitting down. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
How it works
You tell us
Her name, the stories the group tells every time, how far the jokes can go, and where the song gets played.
We compose
We write the lyrics for your review, then produce a fully sung, studio quality track.
You gift it
Blast it at the pre drinks, hand out the link so everyone can sing it later, badly.
Why La Ritournelle
- Her real history in the lyrics, which no playlist can do
- You read and approve every line, so you control exactly how far it goes
- Studio quality audio, ready in minutes, even if you forgot until the morning of
- 7,99 € split across the bridal party, which is nothing
Frequently asked questions
Bachelorette party or hen do, does it matter which I say?
How rude can the lyrics get?
Can all the bridesmaids contribute?
The party is tonight and I forgot. Is that fixable?
Other occasions
Ready to write their song?
Tell us the story, we handle the rest. Your song is ready in minutes.