A song about the groom that he will be hearing about at every wedding for the next ten years.
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Bachelor party in the US, stag do in the UK, and the best man's problem is universal: everyone will do the bar, the activity, the questionable costume. Nobody will do anything that is actually about the groom. Then at the wedding you have to make a speech and you have nothing new left.
A custom song is the thing nobody else brings. It has his name in it, the story from 2011 that will follow him to his grave, and the fact that he has been talking about her since the week they met. Play it once in the pub and the whole group will be quoting it by Sunday.
The permanent record
The story he has spent a decade trying to bury. Everyone knows which one. It goes in the chorus.
From the whole group
One story per person, one song from all of them. Cheaper than the activity and it survives the weekend.
The best man's rehearsal
Test the material here, before the wedding speech. Whatever gets the biggest reaction has just been quality checked in front of a live audience.
Lads. Before we go anywhere, La Ritournelle wrote Tom a bachelor party song of his own. It includes the incident in Prague. There is no legal way to stop this.
Name: Tom. Bond: groom, friends since university. Occasion: Bachelor party. Tone: deadpan roast. Anecdote: he lost his passport and his shoes in Prague in 2011 and has never explained the shoes, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played in the pub on the first night. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
Name: Ollie. Bond: groom, from twelve mates. Occasion: Stag do. Tone: rowdy and anthemic. Anecdote: he has organized every single one of their trips and has never once been on time for one, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played on the minibus. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
Name: Marcus. Bond: brother, best man duties. Occasion: Stag weekend. Tone: chaotic with one honest line about the bride. Anecdote: he called home about her twice a day for the entire first month, to adapt with a real memory. Delivery: played last on the final night. Indicative example, exact lyrics not promised.
His name, the stories, how far the group will let you take it, and when in the weekend it gets played.
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Play it in the pub, on the bus, or the second he walks in and realizes what is happening.
Either. Bachelor party in the US, stag do or stag weekend in the UK, and it is the same song either way. Tell us the plan for the weekend and who is coming.
As far as you want, within reason, and you set that in the brief. You approve every line before anything is sung, which matters if the groom's father is on this trip.
No. It takes minutes. Get one story from each of the group tonight, dump it all in the brief, and it is ready before the first round. Still a group effort rather than the best man doing homework alone again.
You can play it, and plenty of best men do. Be aware the audience changes completely. Consider writing the stag version and a cleaner wedding version rather than gambling on one song for both rooms.
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